I hate writing short things

- Living in a house instead of an apartment gives you too much freedom to be the crazy fool you were never intended to be.

- The true function of sunglasses is to make it possible for men to check out women's boobs and butts in public.

- All of you who don't watch House MD- WATCH HOUSE MD. You're missing out!

- The sun is good and evil. and sure as hell I will from now on wear a hat while exposed to direct sunlight.